Text Box: Third Place Humour Verse – First Quarter 2015

 

Spoolchucker

by

Judgement Dave

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have a little problem

And I’m certainly not alone

You probably suffer from it too

if you’ve a PC, Mac or phone

 

See, whenever I am typing words

It changes what I write

And the clever message that I’d meant

Ends up as worthless white

 

It happened then, it swapped out ess

Changed it to double U

That loft the moaning in a mess

That simply wall nut do

 

It’s technologic arrogance says

It knows what’s best for me

Though someday it could really work

With a bigger diction’ry

 

Tall than I really hat the thing

Do I want it? I thank not

Bat know ewe’ve comb to really eyes

My spoolchucker’s fracking shot