Text Box: Third Place Humour Verse – First Quarter 2015




Judgement Dave





















I have a little problem

And I’m certainly not alone

You probably suffer from it too

if you’ve a PC, Mac or phone


See, whenever I am typing words

It changes what I write

And the clever message that I’d meant

Ends up as worthless white


It happened then, it swapped out ess

Changed it to double U

That loft the moaning in a mess

That simply wall nut do


It’s technologic arrogance says

It knows what’s best for me

Though someday it could really work

With a bigger diction’ry


Tall than I really hat the thing

Do I want it? I thank not

Bat know ewe’ve comb to really eyes

My spoolchucker’s fracking shot